My friend Mrs. Aych is, like, really, really popular. She's so popular that she even hangs out with Oprah's steady, Steadman. She doesn't hang out with Oprah because she's an attention hog and Mrs. Aych doesn't have patience for people like that. So she and Steadman hang together sans O and go to fancy movie premieres, jet-set to far-off locales and scrapbook. Steadman loves to use Mrs. Aych's die cut machines and has recently developed an affinity for ribbon. But even though he's got a super rich girlfriend, he's not even close to being as popular as Mrs. Aych. She's so popular that Paris Hilton asked her to star in a reality show with her, but Mrs. Aych was, like, "No you didn't." She's that popular! She's so cool, in fact, that Kool & The Gang asked her to be an honorary member of their band, but she told them, "Who do you think I am -- some B-list celebrity on 'I love the '80s'?" That's so cool! So as you can see, Mrs. Aych is really, really popular and super-pretty and has lots of important friends, like Steadman ... and me. Which makes me look cool. And which makes Oprah look like a loser.
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i don't really believe this story. does she really know Steadman or are you pulling our collective leg? What does Steadman think of the quote in People where Oprah said she doesn't love him? huh? huh? :)
Let's just say that in addition to being monumentally popular, Mrs. Aych also has a vivid imagination that makes being a mother-of-two sound a little more fun.
Yes, all of this is sadly true. I can't seem to shake all of my hangers'-on (hanger-on's?), um I mean my entourage. They all just want to be around me 24-7. I finally told O and Par (Paris Hilton for those not in the know) to just start a fan club about me, so I could get some peace. I'll keep you all updated so you can join.
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