1. Mind you the angle isn't flattering. Also, my body is not flattering. 2. Miss Dub has been rocking this 3-6 months-sized Anthropologie sweater for more than a year now. She needs to get a crew of jet-setting babies together and pen a book called, "Sisterhood of the Traveling Sweater."
3. Both of my pregnancies I've had a bizarre problem: A few months into it, I start to wake up choking on my own saliva. It's as if I have an overload of spittle in my mouth and no ability to swallow it and dream at the same time. (Dreams which are also bizarre and, in the case of last night, involved me eating large amounts of candy in a closet while playing a spooky game with random people from high school and a few B-list celebrities.)
Anyone else had this problem?
If not, what is your weirdest pregnancy problem and/or story told to you by a weird pregnant woman?
