How's your Phlebotomist?

The other day I went to get my blood taken. If you feel sorry for me, you have no idea, because I go every, single week. So maybe up your sympathy a notch, OK? Anyway, while we were getting my blood taken from my least favorite phlebotomist, who happens to be Filipino, she mentioned Miss Dub's (unnaturally huge) blue eyes.

Phleby: Such blue eyes! Do you have blue eyes?

Me: Yes, and so does her dad, so I guess it was sorta inevitable.

Phleby: But her eye shape is different than yours.

Me: I know, I don't know where she gets them from.

Phleby: I like yours much better. Yours are (motioning up and down with fingers). And hers are (motioning side to side with fingers and squinting).

Phleby: I think she got those eyes from me.

Whaaat?