If you're in the market for a classy skeleton ...

Did I mention that my mom is in town for the week?

Which means that I'm going to have to break up with you for a few days so that I can spend some quality time with the woman behind simplehappy home.

It's not you, it's me, I promise.

But I don't want you to go away empty-handed and/or hearted. After all, Halloween is only a week away and some of you might not have seen the ghoulishly great decor over at Glamma Fabulous' blog.

She's like a mother to me, though technically she is Mrs. Jay's mom, though technically she had permission to punish me as a teenager.

And she's an artistic genuis.

And perhaps the only person who decorates with hair gel.