Reader roll call ... and clam dip?

A few of you (including Laurel) inquired about who comments on this bad blog.

You asked things like,
"Who are these people?"
"How you know them?"
"Who have you met in person?"
"Why do you smell like cabbage?"

And while I'm sure you've figured out that most are friends and family (or friend of friends and family), there are quite a few of you who I don't really know.

So why don't you all save my digits today and type up a short blurb on your connection to me, either in the real world or the virtual realm. If the latter, let us know how you stumbled on this here piece of madness. (My apologies by the way!)

Call it an early Christmas present for ol' M&M.

And, yes, all you lurkers, I at least expect you to say, "Hi!" I mean, you know that I didn't shower yesterday - By the way, I didn't shower yesterday - so I'd say you owe me a little personal information about yourselves.

It's going to be a regular party here today!

So who brought the clam dip?