Just two BFFs talking real.Me: How was your flight?
Mrs. Jay: It was pretty smooth - slim to no turbulence.
Me: Be honest, did you come to see me or your in-laws?
Mrs. Jay: Mr. Dub, actually.
Me: Best hamburger in Phoenix?
Mrs. Jay: That's a good one. I've got to go with Delux or Freddy's. Also good: Stax.
Me: If you were lost on a deserted island, what one food item would you want to have?
Mrs. Jay: No doubt - refried beans.
Mr. Dub: That's disgusting, but I don't blame you.
Me: What's my best feature?
Mrs. Jay: It's a tie between your "East-West" chest or your Asian butt.
Me: Would it be more appropriate to call it Oriental?
Mrs. Jay: No, people are Asian, things are Oriental.
Me: Good to know.
Me: If you could describe our friendship in one word, what would it be?
Mrs. Jay: Oh no.
Me: That's two words.
Mrs. Jay: Beautiful. Or sensual.
Me: Whaat? I was thinking something like, "Crazy."
Me: Favorite memory from middle school?
Mrs. Jay: It's a toss up between the Headbanger's Ball bar mitzvah or painting the school stage without permission.
Me: What is something you know about me that no one else knows?
Mrs. Jay: Oh, the People Mover comes to mind.
Me: I think other people know of my escapades on the People Mover.
Me: Any thing you want to say to the blogosphere?
Mrs. Jay: Nienie, who is taking all those pictures of you and your kids?
Me: Have you always wanted a little man to live on your shoulder?
Mrs. Jay: No, that was you.
Me: Any last words?
Mrs. Jay: Make it sound funnier. Do some editing.
