5.29.2008

Q&A with Mrs. Jay

Just two BFFs talking real.



Me: How was your flight?
Mrs. Jay: It was pretty smooth - slim to no turbulence.

Me: Be honest, did you come to see me or your in-laws?
Mrs. Jay: Mr. Dub, actually.

Me: Best hamburger in Phoenix?
Mrs. Jay: That's a good one. I've got to go with Delux or Freddy's. Also good: Stax.

Me: If you were lost on a deserted island, what one food item would you want to have?
Mrs. Jay: No doubt - refried beans.
Mr. Dub: That's disgusting, but I don't blame you.

Me: What's my best feature?
Mrs. Jay: It's a tie between your "East-West" chest or your Asian butt.
Me: Would it be more appropriate to call it Oriental?
Mrs. Jay: No, people are Asian, things are Oriental.
Me: Good to know.

Me: If you could describe our friendship in one word, what would it be?
Mrs. Jay: Oh no.
Me: That's two words.
Mrs. Jay: Beautiful. Or sensual.
Me: Whaat? I was thinking something like, "Crazy."

Me: Favorite memory from middle school?
Mrs. Jay: It's a toss up between the Headbanger's Ball bar mitzvah or painting the school stage without permission.

Me: What is something you know about me that no one else knows?
Mrs. Jay: Oh, the People Mover comes to mind.
Me: I think other people know of my escapades on the People Mover.

Me: Any thing you want to say to the blogosphere?
Mrs. Jay: Nienie, who is taking all those pictures of you and your kids?

Me: Have you always wanted a little man to live on your shoulder?
Mrs. Jay: No, that was you.

Me: Any last words?
Mrs. Jay: Make it sound funnier. Do some editing.

15 comments:

Leslie said...

you guys are crazy. have a fun visit!

acte gratuit said...

Hey, I'm laughing!

steph said...

i love refried beans... but it's the one food you would choose?! that's kinda kooky... so i guess it fits.

hahaha. i'm almost as funny as the two of you.

discodevo said...

ahhhh im jealous. I miss her. Tell her to come back to AZ and make dinner for me....sigh...

p.s.i think nienie has a little friend called tripod and has to say "everyone stay in position"

Angy said...

yay for bff visits! enjoy :)

Mary said...

If you come to our house you can stay up as late as you want and make refried beans at midnight.

Then when I've got you good and drunk on the refries, you'll tell ME about the People Mover.

No ... wait a minute ... I don't want to know.

brookegfunk said...

oH mAN i THOUGHT i WAS JEALOUS yesterday !!!!!!yOU forget about the runaway stallion..And Butter Burgers at Culvers-delish

P Daddy said...

Nothing like thinking of the two of you in middle school to take ones mind off present cares. And nothing quite symbolizes the relationship as well as refried beans. Who knew you could actually mess up a bean burrito? Yet, look at you--married, moms, with beautiful kids and great husbands who are neither institutionalized (at least not from anything you've done) or malnourished. You're the top two on the all time underdogs to world champs list and still as crazy as ever. Love you both for both reasons.

Laurel said...

I am glad you got to the deep stuff first...my fav is the question to blogworld since I've also wondered about Nienie and all her pictures.

Anonymous said...

nienie kinda freaks me out -she also frequently loses her children -scary- but she does have a hot hubby and makes pretty cool stuff and LOVES takin pictures of herself

Chelsea said...

I miss Mrs. Jay! And Mrs. Dub, but I always have to miss you. Have fun and don't forget to tell her to call me too if she calls any of the other girls while she's gone! I don't want to be left out!

Kelli and Craig said...

Oh refried beans as a midnight snack..... and Mrs Jay too I guess!

Kelli and Craig said...

Oh refried beans as a midnight snack..... and Mrs Jay too I guess!

Kelley Bochman Smith said...

Love the both of you weirdos!!!

Anonymous said...

I am just wondering which one of you is Oprah and which one is Gayle? Who has more power and who should I start being better friends with? :)