As we were driving to Target on Saturday, it suddenly dawned on me -
What was keeping Target and me from moving beyond retail dating to a more meaningful commitment, like exclusive shopping rights?
SOFT SERVE.
It's like it wants me to shop at Walmart on occasion.
12 comments:
YOU ARE A GENIUS!!!!
chocolate dipped soft serve... mmmmm.
a brilliant idea!
if you start a petition i'll totally sign it.
Everything is better with a little soft serve!!!
seriously, "sometimes you don't even know your wildest dream until you hear it."
a wise woman once said that refering to a certain hot sauce. now it can be said for soft serve. i love it.
Brilliant! I am always getting icees at Target... but some soft serve WOULD be a lot better. Are you writing them a letter or should we all? Seems like you already have some connections with some of the higher-ups...
MMMM! Soft serve! I would have to trek by myself to Target for that.
ditto!
amen to that!
I do love a good soft serve but I also love popcorn and a drink for a dollar. My girls are kept happy while I shop for hours. It doesn't hurt to throw in a sugar cookie for me either! I'm usually a chocolate fan but their sugar cookies are great...super soft and not quite fully cooked...what more could you ask for?
you have to flirt with wal-mart every now and then. If not for the soft serve, then for a healthy dose of mullets and overweight women to remind you how lucky you are to not be white trash.
I miss Maverick 79 cent cones: rasberry or white chocolate or peppermint flavors. Someone also needs to clue Target in that they need cup holders on their carts.
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