Call me Rumpelstiltskin, but I'm about to use my firstborn to entice you all to get my main squeeze, Mr. Dub, a job in your town.
See this cute face? It can be yours to gaze upon if you find him a job (with adequate compensation and reasonable hours) in your town.
See those kamikaze hands? They can hold yours if you find him a job (in advertising, marketing or branding) in your town.
See that pug nose? You can kiss it if you find him a job (by mentioning he's graduating with a master's in integrated marketing communications from Northwestern) in your town.
See that precious baby? She'll still be mine, but you can share her if you find him a job (starting any time after Christmas) in your town.
Let the offers commence!
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with G. Brimhall and S. Rizley standing in front of me last night, I put in a shameless plug. Absolutely shameless. And at a temple recommend interview, at that.
how does mr. dub feel about cleaning carpets? i am sure that is beneath his current educational level, but i am afraid that is all i can force mike to offer him here in mesa. what i wouldn't give to live near that sweet baby of yours!
and did i mention that you can live rent free in our guest room?
I'm sure all those palo verde folk will come through for you. what more do you need - a mother, a father, and two good friends...arizona is the place for you.
unfortunately, the only jobs we're aware of here in our town involve either yanking teeth out or drilling big holes into them. doesn't that sound fun? good luck, mr. dub!
the branding sounded intresting. there are a bunch of cows on the hill next to our house that could probably use mr. dubs branding skills. I could always use him to go out on the street and talk people on to fixing there nasty teeth. FHP
JOB OPPS - LAURA I work in the marketing department - what job does Mr. Dub want??? I'd like to enter to win you living in my town...let me help!! call me, email me!!
hey brookee - i don't have your email or phone number, but i'll try to contact you ASAP. i'd love to live by you and josie ... but you must promise to wear those pink long johns.
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