Birthday babes

I should've been a Taurus. Or so it would seem with all of the lovely lady friends* I have whose birthdays fall under that sign. Yet, since I've been on self-induced couch-rest and blogger break, I didn't really get to pay tribute to all of them on their special day. Today happens to be Mrs. Are's most fabulous 27th birthday, but Mrs. Eff turned the big 2-7 on Monday, and Mrs. Jay has been enjoying 27 for nearly a week now. In order to give them all a fair dose of love and affection, I've decided to pay tribute to them through photos of wacky male movie characters.

May 4 - Mrs. AreJiminy Glick

No, I do not think that Mrs. Are is like unto a fat interviewer with wacky mannerisms. However, one of Mrs. Are's little-known talents is doing a dead-on impression of Mr. Glick himself. I realize he's actually a TV character, but there was a full-feature movie that went straight to video and is rated R ... although my most virtuous Mrs. Are would never see such smut despite her affinity for that letter.



May 1 - Mrs. EffAce Ventura

I don't know much about Mrs. Eff's personal feelings about pets, but I don't think she spends her free time sleuthing for them. However, like Mr. Carrey, she is a hilarious human pretzel. Funny faces? Check. Humorous stortytelling technique? Check. Brings a smile to your face? Always. Where did it come from? A sheep's butt.**



April 28 - Mrs. Jay
Charles de Mar

Because I know Mrs. Jay so well I could almost say that I selected this character because she, too, likes to snort pure snow. Since it's her birthday (week), I'll refrain. But I do know that she could recite Mr. de Mar's lines almost as well as the actor playing him. Or from any movie starring John Cusack (pre-"Must Love Dogs") for that matter. Including Bobcat Goldwait's famous line, "L-l-l-like I'm rrrreally ggonna!" from the cinema classic "One Crazy Summer." She's a real connoissieur of fine film.

* I should mention that today is also my dearest bro-in-law Mr. Gee's birthday. But I didn't think he would want me to post a picture of a male actor in honor of him (Fabio, perhaps?) and I just feel weird posting a photo of Matt Leinart right now. (You've heard he's dating Paris Hilton, right?)

** For those who are offended by the word "butt," I'd like to point out that I'm just quoting her own quote. Also, that word is totally acceptable in my household (as it is short for buttocks) unless paired with the words "hole" or "face" or "weiner." You hear that, Mr. Dub?