Sorry Sugarbum

My fabulous sister, Mrs. Gee, recently sent me an amazing "pregnancy survival kit" complete with sweet, salty and sour treats, lots of get-ready-for-baby gear and a massive baby name book. We've only thumbed through it since it's a little bit early to be making such decisions, but we have come to an agreement about what we WON'T be naming baby Dub when he/she makes an appearance this November. Here's some of the names on our NO list:

ARTHUR
BERTHA
EUSTICE
HORACE
MILDRED
PERRY
SHIRLEY
SUGARBUM (Which means "Sweet, but lazy" according to the book. Such a positive namesake!)
WALTER
YVONNE

Also, any names horribly mispelled (I can only hope not intentionally):
BRYTNEE
GYNIFURR
NYCHOLL
MYKAH
MYKENZEE

I hope no one is devastated by this announcement. Feel free to name your baby Bertha. I mean, it's just going to ruin her life. No big deal.