Four wonderful things happened to me yesterday:
1. I got mistaken for a lesbian at the park. I took it as a compliment that I was raising my daughter in such a modern way that I could only be a same-sex partner parent. Obviously, the person didn't see the fruit snacks I was giving her. Lesbians hate fruit snacks.
2. Mr. Dub made me an amazing dessert, like right now - as I'm blogging it. (Welcome to the future, folks.) If I was a cool blogger, I would tell you how it was home-churned vanilla bean ice milk with tender cubes of fresh bananas and ripe strawberries served in a red vintage bowl. But I'm not. So I won't. (And it wasn't.)
3. I found a baby on the side of the road and brought it home to live with me. Or maybe that was just a dream. I'm really baby hungry. Did I mention there were baby bits on that ice milk? Mmm ... delicious.
4. Lyndsay (a friend of a friend) sent me this fabulous masthead. Don't you love it? I love it. Or, as Miss Dub has been saying lately, "I wuv it, wuv it." I do believe you can get one, too, right here. Or here. Or here. (Yes, it's all the same link, but have you linked yet?)
Well didn't you have a fabulous day! :-)
ReplyDeleteLovin' the masthead. It's superb!!
Eeek! I love it. I want one. We'll talk.
ReplyDeletep.s. also please send in in the mail:
1) some of the dessert
2) Miss Dub
I love your new look ,very fun!It's not a bad thing to be confused with our sisters to the left- but you want to make sure they think you are more like a Portia de Rossi type of lesbian rather than a Rosie if ya' know what I mean. I do not know the lesbian stance on fruit snacks but I know they adore fuit roll ups and Tevas.
ReplyDeleteI must say that your posts have been especially funny as of late.
ReplyDeletewuv the new look
ReplyDeletelove it!
ReplyDelete#2 made me laugh out loud. You are hilarious.
ReplyDeletelove the new look!
ReplyDeletei love the header. or as gracie would say 'bye! i wuh yoo!' (that is the only phrase she uses with the word love in it.)
ReplyDeleteI really really like it a lot very much. That Lyndsay does a great job.
ReplyDeleteIn other news, your writing is so entertaining! Please tell your equally entertaining sister to start writing again on her blog, will ya?
Love the masthead.
ReplyDeleteThe fact that you indulge in ice milk rather than my ice cream is probably why [baby or not] I keep growing and you keep shrinking. I'm gonna hate the post-partum slim-down no-cheese or butter or nuts deprivation diet . . . Maybe then I'll write for your ice milk recipe.
Hi, it's me -- the "mastheader." So I have very short hair, and I think I get mistaken for a lesbian a lot (such an unfortunate stigma). My sister-in-law says she won't go to Whole Foods with me and my son anymore, because she thinks we look like a partnership fully equipped with the invitro-ized offspring. I'll tell her we're only going to buy fruit snacks. :)
ReplyDeleteYour blog may have offended most people in our family, but it just about lifted me out of my bad mood just now. I say almost because I'm consciously hanging onto a few thoughts of self pity.
ReplyDeleteThanks.
I love the new header. And for some reason your page loads faster for me...I like that even better!
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