New Wave

Me: "Morning, blog!"

Blog: "Mornin'! Rough night?"

Me: "Yeah. How 'bout you?"

Blog: "Same. Stupid antivirus kept me running all night."

Me: "Sucks."

Me: "Hey - what did you do to the template?"

Blog: "I got bored so I went for a change. Besides, technically we haven't been using new Blogger to its full potential."

Me: "It looks like a 14-year-old girl designed it."

Blog: "Whatever. It's a tribute to 80s New Wave."

Me: "You were born in 2005."

Blog: "It's supposed to be retro."

Me: "You blogs watch a little 'Marie Antoinette' and think you're so punk rock."

Blog: "Back off! This new template has a lot of cool new features - more legible blogroll, label access, a new Glamour Shout pic of you."

Me: "Stop it!"

Blog: "You were channeling your inner Jessica Simpson on that one, weren't you?"

Me: "It was for an article I'm writing. I didn't take it for you."

Blog: "Well, it's mine now."

Me: "You're a jerk sometimes, you know?"

Blog: "You know you can't live without me."

Blog: "Have you decided what your post is going to be about today?"

Me: "You're relentless. Can you just let me finish my cereal?"

Blog: "I see. Food is more important than me."

Me: "You drive me crazy."

Blog: "You love me."

Me: (Close screen.)